Done it, right after we found this spot, awesome, delicious. Of course the appetizer was North California, "Grown in the Windowbox,Red", excellent Meal.
Fucking BARF. How anyone can have the gastric capacity to harbor that much food is beyond my reasoning. My body would be SCREAMING if I took a bite of that instant coronary disease concoction.
im tempted to make this myself right now. omg it looks so good! i agree that bacon would make it complete but still looks delicious. i hope someone enjoyed it. gun was to protect it from people trying to pick at your meal
... what's with the tea light. I get how the last image is trying to bring together the whole american/manly meal part (a.k.a. the gun and knife) but the tea light?
and thats the fastest way to get a heart attack...dont misunderstan me, I love this kind of food...but can I add something? just like before me: WHERE THE HELL IS THE BACON???????? is not a complete meal without the BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i...have actually done this, and it was deliciously fattening. although with no chicken nuggets, i did put bacon in mine, and called it a baconpizzaburger
you've all missed the point completely. this was artistic expression trying to relay that no matter how much awesomeness you put on it, the pattern on those dishes is unforgivable.
I have never tried it but it looks like it would work for me
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeleteI'll have a second helping of guaranteed heart attack.
ReplyDeleteFat fat faaaaaaaat 4 eveeeer !!!
ReplyDeletedefinitely an american meal... cheeseburger/fry/chicken nugget pizza always goes better with a side of gun!
ReplyDeleteDone it, right after we found this spot, awesome, delicious. Of course the appetizer was North California, "Grown in the Windowbox,Red", excellent Meal.
ReplyDeletehow fucking high were you?!
ReplyDeleteNO BACON. It's unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteNasty.
ReplyDeleteserved best with a 45. cal and combat knife
ReplyDeleteand we wonder why the rest of the world despises us.
ReplyDeletefuck the rest of the world!! I am totally grateful we as Americans have the ability to make shit like this! EPIC !!!!
ReplyDeleteI eat that everyday.
ReplyDeleteThis so called "american meal" must have been done by a canadian, there is no beacon, nor fried onions, nor ribs, no pickels !!!
ReplyDeletecanadians do like bacon, onions,ribs and pickels. but they dont go well with dr. pepper
ReplyDeleteReplace the second burger with a McChicken. THEN it will be perfect!
ReplyDeletemmmm beacon, nothing like a delicious signaling device to complete the perfect american/canadian meal.
ReplyDeleteDude... Thin Crust? There should be nothing healthy about this meal, and that thin crust is ruining it.
ReplyDeleteyeah, without the beacon we wouldn't know where the hell to go with this one
ReplyDeleteThat is fucking disgusting...
ReplyDeleteWell done.
Ewww!
ReplyDeleteFucking BARF. How anyone can have the gastric capacity to harbor that much food is beyond my reasoning. My body would be SCREAMING if I took a bite of that instant coronary disease concoction.
ReplyDeleteim tempted to make this myself right now. omg it looks so good! i agree that bacon would make it complete but still looks delicious. i hope someone enjoyed it. gun was to protect it from people trying to pick at your meal
ReplyDeleteOMG WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS?!!
ReplyDeleteAMAZING :D
okay stop complaining about how unhealthy it is!! its a fucking joke so stop preaching ur health upon us you unamerican bastards
ReplyDeleteYou forgot one thing, WHERE'S THE BACON?
ReplyDeletewhat's with the gun?
ReplyDelete... what's with the tea light. I get how the last image is trying to bring together the whole american/manly meal part (a.k.a. the gun and knife) but the tea light?
ReplyDeleteThat physically sickens me, just by looking at it.
ReplyDeleteI can feel myself getting fatter by looking at it....
ReplyDeleteAtleast you got to eat all in one meal.
ReplyDeletethat's it, i'm moving to Japan
ReplyDeletelol speak for yourselves, i don't eat shit like that, and i'm an american.
ReplyDeletei would havevcut the burgers and huggets upvand spread it all evenlt. all elements in each bite
ReplyDeleteand thats the fastest way to get a heart attack...dont misunderstan me, I love this kind of food...but can I add something? just like before me: WHERE THE HELL IS THE BACON???????? is not a complete meal without the BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePefect....the only thing missing is a diet Coke!!
ReplyDeleteSo fat to get up, just has a gun incase a robber walks in. I'm suprised there is no slave bell.
ReplyDeleteDam thats like a baked heart attack in ur hands
ReplyDeleteI find it funny that some think that the world despises the us because of what the us eats... isn't that a little... stupid?
ReplyDeleteI thought people cared more about merit than that.
But idk I guess I expect that from people. I think a lot of the world is pretty wack. +1 for the wack-jobs.
I think it's a joke people. Look that one up in the dictionary. No need to get one's panties in a bunch over a joke. Silly people. Haha.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the dessert of raspberry-filled donut topped cheesecake covered in whipped cream. And a light salad.
ReplyDeleteDo Americans really eat stuff like that???
ReplyDeleteNo, we don't really eat that, and you're a fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteLeft the bacon away probably for health reasons. I am a doctor and I recommend this.
ReplyDeleteI like the gun and the Dr. Pepper
ReplyDeleteLaughed really hard at the bacon/beacon joke. xD
ReplyDeleteHAhaha GUN
ReplyDeleteneeds some extras peppers and onions and ranch no bbq sauce weak
ReplyDeletethe pistol and baton there. That is one cool pizza.
ReplyDeleteajajajjajajja
ReplyDeleteI think the guy who made this is my new hero. A classic recipe and a mystery pic at the end. You, sir, rule.
ReplyDeletei...have actually done this, and it was deliciously fattening. although with no chicken nuggets, i did put bacon in mine, and called it a baconpizzaburger
ReplyDeleteNobody has mentioned the tape measure yet.
ReplyDeleteIs that so they can watch as their gut grows then shoot themselves when they hit the end of the tape?
you've all missed the point completely. this was artistic expression trying to relay that no matter how much awesomeness you put on it, the pattern on those dishes is unforgivable.
ReplyDeletei particularly like the gun in the last pic...one would need to kill themselves after consuming that.
ReplyDeletethose are McDonald's double cheeseburgers, you can tell by the white wrapper as opposed to the single cheeseburger yellow wrapper.
ReplyDeleteyhe problem is the dr pepper in the back ground thats a canadian bottle we dont have that shape in the states
ReplyDeleteWHAT A CLASSY MEAL. THATS WHY AMERICANS ARE SO FAT!
ReplyDeleteIt is a shame that we have so much food in America, when there are many nations who only have so little.
ReplyDeleteOMNOMnomnomnomnomnom..... I had to see this when I was on a diet. It looks so YUM!!!!
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