i see a lot of people saying that htese are lame, but if you saw one on a seat you wouldn't touch it, even if you knew it COULD be plastic, ... i think i want some of these
These have been around for YEARS. I remember seeing them at Cracker Barrel over ten years ago. They looked really realistic too, because I remember kids showing their parents, and the parents getting all angry because they thought the kid spilled something. I think they're obscure enough that no one would know what they were at first glance.
ah but if you really spill something every time and just use napkins you are A.) Wasting time B.) Killing trees and C.) wasting your delicious dessert/coffee/snack etc.
If I saw this, and I really wanted to sit my fat ass in the chair it was on, I'd get a napkin or some makeshift "cover" to place on it, but only to find it's not real. I'd either toss it in the trash or throw it across the room then steal your fucking seat anyways.
Also, it's nice to see I'm not the only pervert here @ the "jizz on the earrings" lmao.
simple drink a few cans of beer talk loudly and spread your empty cans around you and I can assure you that your seat will still be there when you get back
So to all you people saying "Oh I'd clean it up..." don't lie! If I saw someone spilled something on a seat, I'd find a different one. Even if it may "look like plastic" (which it probably only does cuz it's in pictures", I wouldn't take the chance. Stop being nay-sayers and appreciate a good idea when you see it.
this is one of those things that you can only use once and eventually everyones gonna have one!
ReplyDeleteThe earrings look like.... cum to think of it they are pretty nice...
DeleteAlso you could just spill something for real and carry napkins. I think that would be cheaper.
ReplyDeleteOr just do what the Germans do and put a towel on it
ReplyDeleteReally... what a stupid idea. Who is going to carry this stuff around?
ReplyDeletecheaper, and lamer
ReplyDeletehilarious.. I agree though.. people will catch on eventually
ReplyDeleteNot to mention they look super fake and plasticky...
ReplyDeletei think it would work for like a concert or something.
ReplyDeletei see a lot of people saying that htese are lame, but if you saw one on a seat you wouldn't touch it, even if you knew it COULD be plastic, ... i think i want some of these
ReplyDeleteSo what if I figure out it's plastic and just steal it?
ReplyDeletethe only one that looks good is the ben and jerry's ice cream one. all others look really fake.
ReplyDeletehaha where can I get some? :p
ReplyDeleteI have a stupid habit of throwing other peoples trash away.....
ReplyDeleteThese have been around for YEARS. I remember seeing them at Cracker Barrel over ten years ago. They looked really realistic too, because I remember kids showing their parents, and the parents getting all angry because they thought the kid spilled something. I think they're obscure enough that no one would know what they were at first glance.
ReplyDeletethe trick is like with fake dog poo. use the fake poo for a while, then hit em with the real.
ReplyDeletebad ass.
ReplyDeletejust do what i do and kick the cunt who stole your seat in the fuckin teeth
ReplyDeleteI love those jizz-encrusted cinna-bun earrings.
ReplyDeleteHAH i thought the same thing about the cinnamon roll earrings.
ReplyDeletethe earrings look like they got jizzed on
ReplyDeletehaha earrings and jizz
ReplyDeleteI like gay penis
ReplyDeleteGENIUS! FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
ReplyDeleteah but if you really spill something every time and just use napkins you are A.) Wasting time B.) Killing trees and C.) wasting your delicious dessert/coffee/snack etc.
ReplyDeleteso glad someone else thinks the earrings look like jizz...
ReplyDeleteSeems like a good idea...not.
ReplyDeleteIf I saw this, and I really wanted to sit my fat ass in the chair it was on, I'd get a napkin or some makeshift "cover" to place on it, but only to find it's not real. I'd either toss it in the trash or throw it across the room then steal your fucking seat anyways.
Also, it's nice to see I'm not the only pervert here @ the "jizz on the earrings" lmao.
lol i thought they looked like jizz too
ReplyDeletethe reason they look so much like plastic is because they use glue
ReplyDeleteI would carry this around! Its awesome!
ReplyDeletesimple drink a few cans of beer talk loudly and spread your empty cans around you and I can assure you that your seat will still be there when you get back
ReplyDeleteSo to all you people saying "Oh I'd clean it up..." don't lie! If I saw someone spilled something on a seat, I'd find a different one. Even if it may "look like plastic" (which it probably only does cuz it's in pictures", I wouldn't take the chance. Stop being nay-sayers and appreciate a good idea when you see it.
ReplyDeleteI like it.
ReplyDeletewhere can i buy these?!
ReplyDeletetheyve clearly forgotten the ultimate seat saver of them all, the bloody used tampon
ReplyDeletehahaha this is hilarious. i think it's awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened too just asking someone to move out of your spot? Confrintation is not a scary thing
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