this is one of those things that you can only use once and eventually everyones gonna have one!
The earrings look like.... cum to think of it they are pretty nice...
Also you could just spill something for real and carry napkins. I think that would be cheaper.
Or just do what the Germans do and put a towel on it
Really... what a stupid idea. Who is going to carry this stuff around?
cheaper, and lamer
hilarious.. I agree though.. people will catch on eventually
Not to mention they look super fake and plasticky...
i think it would work for like a concert or something.
i see a lot of people saying that htese are lame, but if you saw one on a seat you wouldn't touch it, even if you knew it COULD be plastic, ... i think i want some of these
So what if I figure out it's plastic and just steal it?
the only one that looks good is the ben and jerry's ice cream one. all others look really fake.
haha where can I get some? :p
I have a stupid habit of throwing other peoples trash away.....
These have been around for YEARS. I remember seeing them at Cracker Barrel over ten years ago. They looked really realistic too, because I remember kids showing their parents, and the parents getting all angry because they thought the kid spilled something. I think they're obscure enough that no one would know what they were at first glance.
the trick is like with fake dog poo. use the fake poo for a while, then hit em with the real.
just do what i do and kick the cunt who stole your seat in the fuckin teeth
I love those jizz-encrusted cinna-bun earrings.
HAH i thought the same thing about the cinnamon roll earrings.
the earrings look like they got jizzed on
haha earrings and jizz
I like gay penis
GENIUS! FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
ah but if you really spill something every time and just use napkins you are A.) Wasting time B.) Killing trees and C.) wasting your delicious dessert/coffee/snack etc.
so glad someone else thinks the earrings look like jizz...
Seems like a good idea...not.If I saw this, and I really wanted to sit my fat ass in the chair it was on, I'd get a napkin or some makeshift "cover" to place on it, but only to find it's not real. I'd either toss it in the trash or throw it across the room then steal your fucking seat anyways.Also, it's nice to see I'm not the only pervert here @ the "jizz on the earrings" lmao.
lol i thought they looked like jizz too
the reason they look so much like plastic is because they use glue
I would carry this around! Its awesome!
simple drink a few cans of beer talk loudly and spread your empty cans around you and I can assure you that your seat will still be there when you get back
So to all you people saying "Oh I'd clean it up..." don't lie! If I saw someone spilled something on a seat, I'd find a different one. Even if it may "look like plastic" (which it probably only does cuz it's in pictures", I wouldn't take the chance. Stop being nay-sayers and appreciate a good idea when you see it.
I like it.
where can i buy these?!
theyve clearly forgotten the ultimate seat saver of them all, the bloody used tampon
hahaha this is hilarious. i think it's awesome.
What ever happened too just asking someone to move out of your spot? Confrintation is not a scary thing